You know, just when you’re absolutely certain that Mickey Rourke looks like a roadkill processed through an industrial cheese grater or a dead fish put on defrost for 20 minutes, and that all in all he has a face only his mother could possibly look at without squinting, he starts messing with us, because lately he’s been coming in contact with more model ass than one of the toilets at the Bryant Park tents.
Case in point, just last week, he was accompanied to the GQ Awards by his russian model babe known only by the name Elena while last night he showed up at the Max Azria fashion show with his new girlfriend, 20-year old australian model and aspiring actress Cheyenne Tozzi.
Could it be that his skin folds are endearing and his chewed-up-and-stitched-up ears charming? That has to be it. Otherwise we would have to become cynical and assume all these girls are willing to let the “International Man Of The Year” spank them while their head is buried in a pillow (a woman has to draw the line somewhere and that line is drawn right about when Mickey is in the mood for missionary) to, er, get a leg up…ofcourse, there is also the possibility that Mickey is better than their fingers when it comes down to staying thin (see manual on how to make food purging second nature)…
