We want to put a legitimate question out there in the form of a mathematical equation: extreme hotness – (dumbness+ignorance+violence)=still bangable? If your answer is yes, then you need to be concerned (unless you’re a 45 year old virgin in which case your desire to have sex before you die is understood)…because we draw the line at psycho-bitches who want to gouge our eyes out and turn them into necklaces.
Here’s what Megan Fox had to say according to OK! Magazine…oh, and if it’s ok with you, here’s a few pictures of her recent Rolling Stones photo shoot to make your decision as to whether you’d be willing to risk bodily harm for a night with Fox even more difficult:
“My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you.
“‘I’m going to stab you with something, please leave.’ ”
“I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”
“Whenever I can be physical it helps me a lot with the actual acting aspect. I prefer it. “If I could just be either beating someone up or getting my a*s beaten in every scene I would love it. Sexy!”
Also check out this video of Megan first being ignored and then asked by comic Matt Zaller (who is a man apparently not in very good terms with his penis), to put a bag over her head so that his interview with her co-star could continue uninterrupted.
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Matt Z is always hilarious, and always unpredictable in the direction he takes his faux-interviews…