Megan Fox:Still Dumb, Violent, Insecure…But Now ALSO a Cutter

You know, just when we think there’s nothing else Megan Fox will say to shock us into buying the next magazine who’s cover she’ll be spreading her legs on so that we ponder in wonder how that hot piece of ass can be so messed up, she’ll come up with news of how she sent her strict Pentacostal parents to hell by torching up their bedroom while they were sleeping (never mind that they’re still alive and well).

Because like it or not, Megan Fox is determined to be included in the Guinness World Of Records as the most twisted and notorious flaming-hot vagina of the 21st century.

Oh, and let’s keep this latest piece of news between us. She really wouldn’t like young kids knowing about her cutting herself. But if she did decided to talk about her cutting (funny, we thought she just did), she would do it in a very specific way (?)…but she doesn’t want to do it…just yet (are you still with us?).

Here’s the new revelation from the Megan Fox Apocalypse: 

Asked if she had ever cut herself, Megan replied: “Yeah. But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter.

“Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up. When they’re miserable they do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.

“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

“I’m really insecure about everything. I never think I’m worthy of anything. I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing.”