Amy Winehouse’s new chompers turn her into a dog with rabies

If you read yesterday’s post on Amy Winehouse, then you know she was on a pizza date with a man whose vision is up for debate. Well, that date went horribly wrong a few hours later. See, when your favorite toothpaste is not Colgate but Col-caine, then you end up with teeth that resemble the pits of Hades…until they all decide to just drop dead. So since Amy found herself faced with the prospect of a toothless grin, she embarked on a journey of dental nightmare in an effort to have head-biting chompers once again. Apparently, the pain is too much to bare and is turning Amy into a crazed, psycho-bitch (aka her normal self). This is how it all went down according to The Sun:

The Grammy winner began her epic night out, alongside pal TYLER JAMES, with some nosh at a branch of Pizza Express.

Later she stopped by seafood restaurant Live Bait in Covent Garden.

She ended her evening at Soho’s Jazz After Dark club, where she enjoyed chips before slurring her way through a surprise set.

However, it didn’t take long until the ugly Amy emerged.

She dedicated a rendition of Back To Black to ex-husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL. But having sung for a little over ten minutes she left the stage, telling fans she couldn’t sing because her teeth hurt too much.

Moments later she was involved in a furious bust-up with a punter.

“Suddenly there was a huge commotion. Amy was effing and blinding at this fella. She was so angry, spit was flying everywhere.”

When her minders ushered her out of the nightspot she got into a further tangle as she was trying to get to her waiting taxi.

A passer-by’s shout of: “Oi Amy, where’s your crack pipe?” caused another furious volley of four-letter words.