Emmy victory results in immobilizing migraine for Kristin Chenoweth

Kristin Chenoweth is the blond dwarf with the incredibly annoying high-pitched voice in that cancelled-before our TV dinner went cold-series called “Pushing Daisies”. And last night she got recognized for it (apparently there are a lot of people with masochistic tendencies…some like their nipples pulled to the point of bleeding and some like the feeling of blood mixed with wax coming out of their ears).

Alas, her hysteria over her victory was so intense, it resulted in a massive migraine. Kristin had to lie down backstage and paramedics had to be called on the scene. After being treated she was advised to take it easy…which was code for don’t get s**t-faced in every Emmy after-party you attend.

To all those of us who almost died from agony over Kristin’s condition, her publicist assured us she was doing better and that there was a possibility she would attempt to attend some of the after-show festivities…which is awesome…because now we can get back to not giving a rat’s ass about the Emmy’s, the people who attend them and the people who win them…well, perhaps only for the one’s who manage to slip a boob on the red carpet or vomit in their tomato soup from alcohol over-consumption.