Khloe Kardashian and L.A Lakers boyfriend-for-a-day, fiance-for-a nanosecond Lamar Odom have decided that life is way too short to waist it on getting to know people you will one day be forced to give half of all your earnings to and are saying their “I dos” this coming Sunday.
According to E! News most guests (but apparently not some of his L.A Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
We also hear (but are not in a position to confirm) that Khloe has also struck a deal with her uterus to speed up production so she can have a baby by the first week of October. Oh, and if things don’t work out (just in case sleeping with a guy for 30 days did not provide Khloe with all the insight she needed to peg him as The One), a quick divorce by middle of October is also good for us…but preferably on a Sunday because Sundays are always boring and reading those divorce papers will kill an idle hour or two.
September 22, 2009 at 1:37 am
life is way too short to waist it on…OH! you mean waste it on…
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September 22, 2009 at 5:46 am
wHATS WITH THE BLACK FIXATION?
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September 22, 2009 at 7:16 am
out of all the kardashians i can’t believe she’s the first to get married.
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September 23, 2009 at 8:16 am
well is it any real surprise? lets see, kim has the ‘looks and the modeling career” kourtney is the ‘cute preggo” so where does that leave the fat ugly duckling man beast khloe? oh i know, “ill date a porch monkey, bring coke to my job at a radio station(not get arrested) and get married , so the world can notice me”. her father just rolled over in his grave AGAIN!!! good luck with the marriage loser.
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September 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
wow like anyone i think that it is very stupid for her to be getting married so soon… but really… Porch Monkey? Fat? Ugly? Really??? It’s not really anyones place to be judging her on that issue because while you sit at your computer and say s**t like porch monkey one can only imagine how miserable your life is and even wonder if you even have one…. Go KHOLE I hope ur marrigae works out and if it dnt then who gives a flying f**k,,,, DO UR THANG!!!!
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September 28, 2009 at 5:52 am
are yall with the kkk????
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March 13, 2010 at 9:29 am
Go Khloe don’t give a **** what nobody thinks about you. Married your man they are just haters
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