The most interesting thing that happened at the Emmys:Blake Lively

Aren’t you glad you don’t have to suffer through some gay parrot’s exciting cries over who wore who on the red carpet and all the feigned-shock and phony-humility victory speeches of the Emmys and just get to the meat and potatoes of things…which is ofcourse who displayed their rack of lamb the best. So here it is, folks, Blake Lively won our TAS award of the evening (Tits and Ass for the uninitiated) and even managed to make Leighton Meester look like she was wrapped in toilet paper.

Kim Kardashian came a distant second and only thanks to the accessory she was carrying next to her all night, her pregnant sister Kourtney (Kim’s tip of the day: if you want to look like you are a slim goddess with a tiny waist, just stand next to a pregnant woman who lost her waistline when it was sucked into her fallobian tube vortex by her growing spawn).