Anyone need a crazy crackqueen to scare school bullies shitless and then turn them into puss by spewing viral-infected loogies on them? Please see Amy Wino of Camden. Card rate is 5 quid per spit.
According to the British newspapers, Amy Winehouse stormed into the SouthGate school in London yesterday screaming bloody murder and looking for the girl who bullied her goddaughter and protege, Dionne. After spitting on the girl and turning her into toxic waste (sources say officials with hazmat suits promptly removed the girl leftovers from the premises and quarantined the area for the next 24 hours) she turned her attention to the other children in her peripheral vision and started screaming at them until a bystander (who obviously puts other people’s safety before his own) tried to break up the fight. Wino then poured coolaid on her crotch which subsequently allowed her to calm down enough to sign autographs.
this chick is a basket case she needs to be tied up for three days so she cant get to her crackpipe.