Marilyn Manson infects a stadium of Canadians with The Swine Flu

Marily Manson has the swine flu and he made the confession on his Myspace page on Monday, writing:  

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained.

“However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Now, we are taking the high road and not suggesting anything remotely like bestiality (or chicks that look like pigs) as the likely cause of Manson’s health demise, but snarfing down a bag of mustard/honey glazed pork chops and making sweet love to a dozen pork fajitas might have contributed…

Unfortunately for hundreds of Canadians, Manson is pig-headed…so instead of lying low in his crypt hoping the oinks will finally bring him together with his master of doom, he instead opted to go ahead with his Montreal show last night (September 22), granting the audience a pathetic performance (being doped on antibiotics and booze was only partly to blame) and lots of oink-infested spit.