Here’s Nicole Eggert looking like she swallowed a pregnant dolphin on her way to saving a drowning child (while making a necessary stop at a 7/11 to get twinkies on her way there). The only resemblance Nicole Eggert bares to the hot Baywatch chick that tried extra hard to get noticed while running next to Pamela Anderson in these pictures is the color of their bathing suits (although it looks like Nicole’s bottoms are being sucked in by a vagina with a voracious appetite). So as the norm for forgotten d-listers who’s only friend is the General’s face on a bucket of fried chicken bits goes, Nicole is the latest collection of fat rolls to be enlisted in 2010 Celebrity Fit Club. Nicole is willing to put her sweaty rino ass crack on show for a fistful of cash alongside other hungry for money and a dozen honey glazed chops losers such as K-Federline and Bobby Brown. Can’t wait!
October 11, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I think you look very atractive. You look like a real healthy women and not some stick girl.
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October 24, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Nicole looks good to me. That, my friends, is a REAL WOMAN.
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October 25, 2009 at 3:09 am
nothing wrong w/ a little buddah belly. Some men, like myself, find that extremely attractive. Whoever wrote this piece, your an idiot.
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December 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm
She needs to get of her fat butt and work out. I mean seriously if she eats mc donanlds everyday and buffets she must eat 10000 calories a day. A wonder how she can fit into that swimsuit…
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February 9, 2010 at 8:23 am
sucky writter sucks
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February 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
I wonder what the author looks like. It always seems that it’s easiest to insult others instead of look in the mirror and fix yourself.
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February 11, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I forgot to add…she doesn’t have a camel toe going on, so I don’t know what you meant by “it looks like Nicole’s bottoms are being sucked in by a vagina with a voracious appetite” because her bottoms actually fit here and aren’t giving her a wedgie or camel toe, which would indicate that they’re too small. Seriously, you’re trying too hard to insult someone who’s more famous and made more money than you.
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February 11, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I hate this author so much! How dare he, HOW DARE HE not comment on the cute puppies!
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February 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm
I think Nicole still looks great with the extra pounds – glad she decided to trim back down though.. Good for her for also poking fun at herself – really funny video of her running like she was in Baywatch again – she has a real sense of humor..
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