Ain’t love great? Especially when you can follow its demise on Twitter? Fred Durst has taken to Twitter to let everyone know he’s on the lookout for a new nookie as the one he married in a quick ceremony in Vegas (Esther Nazarov) apparently solved all her childhood issues and is no longer willing to sleep with him on the fly without drugs or alcohol.
“For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support,” tweeted Durst, 39. “Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other.”
According to E! News the tension in their marriage came to a head recently on a monthlong retreat in the mountains, where the rocker was working on a new album. About that time, Durst’s once-cheery tweets suddenly took a dark turn.
“Cheers to life. When things fall apart it’s good to have a friend to lean on,” he wrote. ”We cannot go back and start a new beginning, but we can start today and make a new ending.”
So, to sum up, Fred Durst is still open to a happy ending (just not from Esther) and Esther is now probably seeking the help of a therapist to understand why she led her vagina get repeatedly nuked up by an ugly loser’s penis.
