Amy Winehouse tries to rap, ends up with crap (with video)

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Amy Winehouse tries to rap, ends up with crap (with video)

Published on September 29, 2009 with 2 Comments

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Amy Winehouse is going ghetto…and the result is a cross between MC Hammer and a cat with its tail stuck in the door. MC Wine-o has been recording her Jewmaican rapping sessions in her apartment and neighbours are complaining that she doesn’t stop until 5 in the morning. The following rap jewel is the result of one of those booze-fueled sessions and if any of you have cochlear implants you might just want to drill into your skull and rip them off.

“Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don’t matter but you know that it’s tight.

“I will never wear my hair out unless I am with the best.

“Oh snap I never knew that. Well I know that I’m a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican.

“Anyway if you can, uh, smoke bacon, then, uh, I reckon that ah ah.

“I never knew that Zalon was so good at drums, it makes me feel dumb.

“You understand what I’m saying, and my boys be playing.”

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  1. Put this pathetic piece of trash out of her misery.

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  2. why is she famous? why are all trashy white whores famous? lindsay lohan, britney spears, courtney love, paris hilton, the god damn list goes on, i am starting to think the media is ran by caucasian perverts. otherwise it wouldnt be just white girls in the media like this.

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