Eva Longoria in Citizen K:Lady Gaga without the butter face

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Published on September 29, 2009 with 1 Comment

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Eva Longoria is gracing the cover and pages of the French version of Citizen K for their Fall 2009 issue…or so they tell us, because as much as we tried we couldn’t see the resemblance with the garden gnome (ok, sort of sexy garden gnome) whose head Tony Parker uses to bounce his basketball off…and those legs do seem to be longer than a fire hydrant, so unless they put her on the stretch rack for this shoot, photoshop’s magic wand did the trick. Having said that, we’re digging the vampire/dominatrix look and eventhough it borrows from Lady Gaga and Victoria Beckham we wouldn’t mind a bitemark or two…or at least some spanking? Because, we’ve been really, really naughty…pretty please?

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  1. Wow, that cover does her NO justice, she looks emaciated….

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