Mel Gibson caught with his hand up a beaver

Wow…how many times do you get a picture that creates a remarkable parallel to what that person is all about? Meet Mel Gibson running around with his favorite thing in the world…the vagina. Mel was pictured jogging somewhere in upstate New York with his fingers up the beaver’s colon in order to please Jodie Foster who seems to think that a story about a man obsessed with a puppet is a fantastic idea for a movie (well, maybe if Mel has sex with it and they produce a little Beaverheart and is also caught in DUI with it…oh, and preferably the beaver spits on the cop and starts yelling “damn Jews”…you know, just to portray the bond between the two in a more dynamic way).

And those of you who said you’d believe Mel Gibson’s lead casting in The Beaver when you saw it, here you go: The man behind Mad Max, Lethal Weapon and Malibu’s most dramatic DUI arrest is currently trotting around director Jodie Foster’s set, somewhere in New York, with a beaver puppet on his hand.