Articles Posted September 2009
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Amber Heard has one thing Megan Fox doesn't….talent
It’s a slow day, so let’s stir things up a bit. Megan Fox has been far too overexposed. Sure, she is drop dead gorgeous, but she is a B list caliber actress, dumb as a…
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Eva Longoria in Citizen K:Lady Gaga without the butter face
Eva Longoria is gracing the cover and pages of the French version of Citizen K for their Fall 2009 issue…or so they tell us, because as much as we tried we couldn’t see the resemblance…
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Wham!'s Andrew Ridgeley:from Young Gun to old and in need of Elton John's toupee
Honestly, we would never advocate for drugs, alcohol and getting your $1000 shoes pee-stained while indulging your homoerotic tendencies in STD infested public stalls as a rejuvenating and anti-aging package…but it seems George Michael…
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Dita Von Teese's latest Wonderbra Campaign
Yes, yes, we know, Dita Von Teese in a bra is as new an experience as a cow farmer squeezing the 1,000,000th cow titty for milk. Hey, at least this time she’s cupping her hooters with her…
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Jacko's death inspired Madonna to officially enslave Jesus
Madonna is setting the rumour mill on fire that she’s thinking seriously about tying the know in a lavish ceremony with her Brazilian vibrator…and Michael Jackson’s untimely death inspired her to do so…perhaps because she…
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Bull runs NFL Legend to the ground (with video)
The legendary San Diego charger Junior Seau saw his ass kicked not by an offensive player (although they tried for 17 years), but by a bull. Junior was a guest at the Professional Bull Rider’s…
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Mischa Barton probably on her way back to the psych ward
Mischa Barton had The Beautiful Life to keep her from falling asleep face down in a club’s toilet bowl every night, but that is no longer the case. Things have now taken an ugly turn…
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Fred Durst's two month marriage has gone Limp
Ain’t love great? Especially when you can follow its demise on Twitter? Fred Durst has taken to Twitter to let everyone know he’s on the lookout for a new nookie as the one he married…
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Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig stop performance over ringing phone (with video)
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig halted their Broadway play on Wednesday (23Sep09) to lambast a member of the audience whose cellphone rang repeatedly. The actors were both onstage performing their New York City play, A Steady…
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The Day The Earth's Boners Commited Suicide….starring Jennifer Ellision
Yea, yea, you’re gonna say how there is nothing more sexy and beautiful than a pregnant woman. Sure, who doesn’t like stretch marks and cottage cheese. But this is the hottest UK babe, Jennifer Ellison,…
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Sophie Monk pretends not to notice things like stray nipples
Here’s Sophie Monk on a photo shoot proving that either plastic surgery leads to loss of sensation and thus unawareness that the sea breeze is hitting your nipples or that she’s well educated on the…
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Catherine Zeta Jones turns 40 and Michael Dougles turns into a retiree
On Saturday night (September 27) Catherine Zeta Jones and husband Michael Douglas celebrated their joined birthdays (they were actually born on the same day but Michael’s was the century that witnessed the bubonic plague and…
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Rihanna tempts holy man in Venice
And here we were thinking all monks ever did was pray. How wrong were we? Apparently, Vatican monks have enough time in their hands to read the Bible AND dance to Umbrella in their cloisters.…
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Rod Stewart: Do ya think i'm sexy?
Here’s Rod Stewart looking like his mole and his nose will touch each other one if these days, feel the chemistry, fall in love and get married with his double (or triple, it’s up for…
