There’s nothing better than sticking your finger up your air hole and then decorating your tablecloth of a dress with festive boogers to make a crazy cabby kill a few pedestrians and knock down a street sign or two in an attempt to avoid picking you up. They might be Pakistanis and Indians lady, but they still care about getting the piggies from crazy looking ladies…plus your outfit kinda scares them…they may wear turbans, but they know something is horribly wrong when their eyes turn inwards and try to hide behind their thyroid.
PIGGIES!