“Gossip Girl” attempts to “erect” viewership with threesome

Nothing spells out “Jumping The Shark” more clearly than the need to infuse a perfectly  stupid good storyline with a sexual sandwich.

Attempting to draw the viewers of ”Gossip Girl”, the production team of the show is currently working in a sex scene, which is scheduled to be featured on the November 9 episode of the hit CW show’s third season.

According to EW, three major characters of the series will make love together at the same time and on the same bed. The Gossip mole did not reveal which characters will partake in the sushi feast so we’re left guessing…which is perfectly fine with us as long as the only dicks involved in the scenes are the ones behind the cameras. But then we also heard that Lady Gaga is slated for a cameo. Fingers crossed she doesn’t get in on the action otherwise we may just have to steal Kelly Clarkson’s fake salad and vomit in it.