Ever wonder what K-Fed does to waste time during downtime from doing nothing? He’s into decorating and interior designing. Here’s a list of some of his decorating techniques: 1) Expectorating lung mucus to paint exterior walls. 2) Breaking tiles to give flooring a nice patina. 3) Bending light posts to give them a surrealistic Dali-sh look.
In all seriousness, we all knew K-Fed was a pig, but we had no idea how literally the term applied to him. According to TMZ, his previous landlords are seeking $110,661 in damages because he basically destroyed the pad he lived in up until May of this year.
Here’s the actual list of damages that the pad owners posted. We assure you it makes every filthy roommate you’ve ever had seem like an obsessive compulsive cleaner:
Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio without the owners’ permission
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
-Garage Door taken and yet to be returned (!!!)
October 7, 2009 at 6:15 am
Sorry to correct you, but I believe it was a garage door OPENER.
Also, who comes back to find a studio and goes: oh no, recording equipment!
Plus, permanent spit on exterior? Don’t have a water hose?
Why is everything with famous people about how much money can be squeezed from them.
Not that K-fed is so much famous, but one of those squeezers himself.
Let’s see, who can I profit from by engaging in legal suit for damages?
Take this Russell Brand and Katy Perry, you made me go off topic and misspell itties,,, oh, I mean kitties! Double indemnity!
Meow!
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