Jesus Luz is being rewarded for not crying and running away when The Beast, sorry, Madonna and her throbbing veins crawl from underneath his bed and demand some unholy playtime…and the reward is big and fat…so much so if weren’t afraid we were going to be turned into a pile of salt we’d might entertain the idea of being the sex toy of rich 50-year rawhides.
This according to a source of British Tabloid The Sun: “Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved.
“She’s told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought.
“She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.”
The newspaper also reveals that Jesus is on the payroll of Madonna’s company, and that she has secured him major modelling contracts with her pals Dolce&Gabbana and Marc Jacobs.
The Brazilian beefcake has also got his mommy to pull some strings for his working visa to be renewed in December.
And that’s not all. Madonna also paid up for very expensive DJ lessons with a celebrity DJ and thousands of equipments to get him going with his new gig.
Ok, where do we sign up? Forget what we said…we’re very open to being molested by rawhide.
October 8, 2009 at 6:08 am
You know, it’s nice to see two seemingly shallow narcissists finally give back to the community and the population at large in these desperate times of need. The 24+million couldn’t be spent in a better way then providing regular servicing for Madge without the need for actual intimacy involved with sharing a space with her lover. Kudos! Truly this is apocalypse, and lo, behold, through the infinite mercy of the Lourdes our Gob we are shaved!
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October 8, 2009 at 6:31 pm
She is acting so silly. If I had to pay a guy to be with me I’d rather be alone.
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