Nicole Eggert gives her fat rolls some Baywatch action(with video)

Nicole Eggert got fed up of everyone calling her fat. So with the help of the guys from Funny Or Die (and probably the last 50 bucks from her Baywatch earnings) she created a video to send the message “call me fat and you die”, mocking the way men view women and particularly lifeguards…and good for her. But she still needs to lay off the Doritos…and although we feel her pain, we’d still rather be saved by Pamela Anderson’s aging funbags (assuming she can swim and breathe through a garbage bag at the same time and not die of asphyxiation before she gets to us) than Nicole’s godzilla ass…call us mean, but we can deny our nature.