Russell Brand and Katy Perry's cleavage are officially dating

Russell Brand spent Friday night writing Katy Perry’s name on her breasts (trying to glue a photo on them would be too obvious…the man has a serious neck issue, especially when looking up which subsequently leads to issues when trying to remember who’s bunnies he dickslaps).

Katy Perry was seen leaving his apartment with wet hair on Saturday morning. Monday, Russell declared that he was in love with the set of breasts he had fondled Friday night…when his assistant reminded him that was Katy Perry, Russell flew to Paris to be with them. Hence the pictures of the two of them at the Fendi fashion party Tuesday night. Unfortunately, Russell was a bit dazed and confused as you can tell from the pics because his GPS was having difficulties locating Katy’s treasure chest as she was covered in a blue dress. Sources tell us he asked Katy if he could grope her just to make sure he was with the right pair and Katy obliged….ahh, love is in the air…