Shauna Sand is ‘upset’ over ‘leaked’ sex tape

For all the silicone pumped into her lips and breasts, Shauna Sand still has a few braincells devoted to maintaining her business AKA getting her name in all the gossip blogs.  Those brain cells must have been working overtime, then, when she ripped off the idea to put out her own sex tape, feign outrage and reap the rewards by getting press in some actual national rags and newspapers.

“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year,” Sand admitted. “In fact, I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”  Several sex tapes?  Fingers crossed there’ll be a sequel!

Celebrity smut film promoter, Vivid, has scooped up the cinematic masterpiece, which at first glance, is suspiciously over produced for an intimate home tape.  Then again, Shauna is nothing but a consummate pro when it comes to documenting her every big-boobed step.  We wouldn’t put it past her to hire some scummy paparazzi to film her getting it on, even if it was only intended for personal use.

According to Vivid founder Steven Hirsch, “the scenes are of an incredible high def quality, which makes it the hottest celebrity sex footage I’ve ever seen. Shauna was obviously having fun and loving what she was doing on camera and she is bursting with sex appeal.”

Yes, sex appeal and most likely at least 2 forms of STDs.