Cover your eyes, Tara Reid's bad plastic surgery is coming to a Playboy near you

As Hugh Hefner descends into senility, the brand he built, Playboy, seems to be losing it’s mind too.  It was just announced that drunk waste-of-space Tara Reid has been asked to bare all for the hallowed pages of the men’s rag.  And since Tara’s not exactly busy at the moment, unless you count downing shots of Jager while doing her best to get skin cancer “busy,” she has accepted their offer.

It’s been a full decade since anyone has wanted to see Tara Reid naked, so it’s not exactly a coup for Playboy to have snagged her ravaged body for a spread, which we’re told will be featured in their December “celebrity” issue.  Any if you think Playboy over-airbrushes most of the young hotties they usually talk into getting naked for them, you’re going to be on your knees thanking the good Lord above for those photoshop skills when they magically erase all of Tara’s botched plastic surgery scars and saggy ass.

Another “celebrity” rumored to be stripping down for the December issue is ‘Real Housewives of New York’ star Kelly Bensimon, who after having two kids, still looks slightly less damaged than Tara Reid.  We hear there’s a catfight brewing over who will land on the cover in December, but in the end, we think this is like deciding between eating sawdust or toenail clippings.  It’s going to be unappetizing whichever way the coin lands.