Zach Braff is not dead, makes a video to prove it

Did you hear that ‘Scrubs’ star Zach Braff died?  Twitter and other social networking sites were buzzing with the news that he’d downed a bunch of pills and killed himself.  Well, it was just another Internet celebrity death hoax that no one really cared about.

The only suicide that’s taken place in Zach’s life is his career, yet he felt he needed to prove that he is still alive and kicking by creating a YouTube video.  In it, he points out inaccuracies in the supposed news story: “The dude said that I was found in my 32,000 square foot estate in Beverly Hills.  Look, I’m not Oprah, alright?   That’s a big ass house. Look, I’ve got a nice house, but 32,000 square feet, that’s some Oprah shit right there.”

Zach says that if he ever did decide to off himself he’d do it by hitting himself with pots and pans.  Before signing off, he calls the guy who made up the story a douchebag for scaring his mother and gets his ‘Scrubs’ buddy Donald Faison to sing an RnB version of  ‘Wind Beneath My Wings.’  When it comes to being a douchbag, obviously it takes one to know one.