Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin dress, and notice the little girl who is gripping the hem of her outfit. At last week’s Hollywood Fashion Awards, Pam kept the girl closeby the entire night and bizarrely referred to the child as her ‘daughter’ despite the fact that Pam only has two sons.
Is Pamela trying to make a statement on behalf of PETA about pet accessories a la Paris Hilton’s chihuahua, or is the former Baywatch babe just ahead of the fashion curve? Could it be that child slaves are the next big ‘it’ thing on the red carpet? We sure hope so!
Just think of the possibilities. Ladies, never hold your own train or handbag again! Need a sip of water while smiling for the cameras? Your slave child has got you covered! Need your fix of illegal substances? Security never thinks to check children for that kind of stuff!
Maybe this is the big moment that Angelina Jolie has been waiting for. For years, she’s been amassing a stable full of tiny exotic slaves and now all that hard work will pay off!
There’s no doubt, if you want to be in style this winter, you’d better get your hands on a child accessory.
October 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
Pamela is famous for 3 things; Tommy, Baywatch and homemade porn. It is time to move on and find another former model (new) of similar interest.
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