Leave it up to Jordan to find a mate that is a formidable opponent in the biggest slut competition…and from the looks of it, she’s left huffing and puffing for the second place. Because after all, who can compete with a man who likes to get his balls licked by a goat while applying his lipstick?
But Jordan couldn’t be happier and has taken to the British tabloids to brag about her wild sex with Alex Reid when he dresses as his female alter ego Roxanne.
According to The Sun, Jordan happily admitted that she loves dolling up the cross-dressing cage fighter in dresses and fake lashes before taking him to bed.
And in a dig at ex-hubby Peter Andre, Jordan boasted her sex life had never been so adventurous.
The slut-o-mom-of-three said: “The outfit changes, the make-up, hair, the lot. And I boss him about.
“Before Alex met me, he hadn’t dressed up for a year. And when he told me, I was like, ‘Oh my God, I’ve got to dress you up.’
“So I dress him – the wigs, eyelashes, everything. And at first he was like, ‘This is a bit weird, I’m not used to a girl doing me up.’
“Call me strange, call me weird, whatever – but I love it.”
Jordan, 31, revealed Alex, 34, had lost a nipple after using a clamp on it during sex. She told the Graham Norton show (BBC1 show): “You name it, he’s been there, done it.
“He says he’s trisexual – I’ve never been with anyone so adventurous. Anything goes with him. I’m having such a fun time.”
Jordan proved she’s as classy as they come by telling the show she’s been thrown off Facebook for posting her holiday lover Brazilian Andre Pinto’s horse-like penis.
She said: “I met a guy in Ibiza and s****** him three times, and he’s done a kiss-and-tell.
“So I decided to get him back, and on Facebook this week I put a picture of his face and his c***.
“It was huge. Well they disqualified me and took me off Facebook.”
