Victoria Beckham only puts two things in her mouth

And no, one of them is not David Beckham’s high-pitched willy…although we were suspecting for a while that she was maintaining her fabulous skeletal form by nibbling on his foreskin before bedtime.

Apparently Mrs Beckham is on a mission to grow a body fuzz (that’s what happens when you weigh less than one of your bags) by ONLY eating berries and sashimi.

But Posh is not a stranger to b-erry strange diets. In the past she sustained herself on seaweed shakes and edamame beans.

Bet she as fun in bed as a 100 year-old mummified corpse…on second thought, the corpse would be more fun…at least it wouldn’t break if Dave decided to fondle its coccyx bone (aka where ass used to be).