
The cabbie of Camden, dad of the biggest crackie of Camden is becoming a VIP in Britain…so much so he is now speaking infront of MPs (Members of Parliament) on drug rehabilitation issues.
So either these MPs have no idea Mitch Wino wanted his daughter to be put in a mental institution, cried like a baby in the middle of the streets when his nose tentricles notified him of a strong paparazzi scent, wanted to be paid everytime a picture of him was snapped and yearned for his own reality show as bad as his daughter yearned for a bit of blow, or they are just as damn as those Brits who think Homer Simpson would make a fine politician.
So it comes as no surprise that Mitch is now hogging the limelight from his chesty/messy offspring and is touring the morning shows to promote his new role as embassadors of the crackheads of Britain.
During one of these shows (This Morning) he was asked how his daughter was doing:”Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”
Eerie isn’t it? It’s like a Papa Joe dejavu, only with bad, yellow teeth…although we shouldn’t rush to judge. Mitch did not excuse himself to go look for ice to cool off anytime during the show, so there’s still hope for him.





October 22, 2009 at 7:13 am
Is the old man goosing Amy there?
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October 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Has anyone EVER taken a picture of Winehouse when she’s not looking mentally retarded????
She can compete in the special olympics, easily.
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