Bob Geldof’s daughter strips for underwear campaign…and it ain’t pretty

Here’s Peaches Geldof and her body graffiti trying to sell undies to what we’re sure of now must be the gays, trannies and crossdressers of Britain. Seriously though, did the marketing geniuses at the Ultimo Underwear company pull Mel B’s and Peaches’s names out of bowl of random cards? Was Kelly Brook really, really busy that day? What’s next, Amy “Scarecrow with 32D chest” Winehouse? Surely that would cause spontaneous combustion or at the very least partial penis charring…ouch!