Katie Holmes puts sorry boobs on display

Katie Holmes decided to break out of the “homely mom meets street bum meets concentration camp prisoner” mode and remind us that under all the layers of potato sacks that she usually covers herself with is a pair of titties sagging under scientological oppression. Mind you, we’re very easy to please so the fact that this skin revelation (at the Elle Women In Hollywood Tribute in Los Angeles) had the same effect as watching a documentary on the life of an amoeba is very telling. Years of tiny man tyranny has definitely had a deflating effect on her spirits and her mammaries…