Kelly Brook to get naked in new theatre gig

Ok, time to move to London because every TAS worth getting a boner for seems to be finding their artistic expression in prancing around naked on a theatre stage like it was their darn living room.

Here’s Kelly Brook as Miss September in a promotional picture for the upcoming play Calendar Girls (previously played by Jerry Hall) posing with just a couple of cherry-topped ice-buns and, er, an ugly old lady who we’d prefer clothed and with a bag over her head (but we’ll just have to close our eyes when it’s her turn to show us her ancient pyramids on stage). And honestly, who cares if she can’t act/sing/dance? All we know is that we have a sudden urge to lick cherry-topped ice-buns.

Also check out the pics of busty Kelly giving us an eyefull as she was coming out of a chatshow she guest-appeared in order to promote her new theatre gig.