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Code Red:Scarlett Johannson’s boobs are shrinking!

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Can someone please tell Ryan Reynolds to stop sucking the life out of his wife’s titties? Scarlett Johannson without cleavage is like Paris without the Eiffel Tower (ok, since your mind went to THAT Paris first, it’s like Paris without the sex tapes) or Kim Kardashian without the Giant’s stadium stuck to her lower half for goodness sake! The cleavage she took to Tokyo for Moet & Chandon’s Tribute to Cinema was really sad (bra was crying inside, had nobody to support), even by Japanese baby girls in school uniform standards…so sad…

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Comments

  1. Beatster says:

    Maybe it was kleenex stuffing all this time and Ryan siad it was costing too much.

  2. jose says:

    OMFG! what happened to her boobs? it shrunk.. nooooooooooooo!!!!

  3. Your Name says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. wow says:

    you people need lives

  5. D says:

    NO!!!!! I LOVE HER BOOBS! and her

  6. Genesis says:

    Maybe it’s just the dress?

  7. Your Name says:

    I don’t care, even if they shrank to just one. And which “Eiffel Tower” and which “Paris” do you imply?

  8. Your Name says:

    Oops…I DID insinuate your implications wrong. Excuuuuusssseeee Me. I do miss Paris without the Eiffel Tower.

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