It’s disappointing, but John Travolta seems to be unable to make a breakaway from Scientology even after his son’s death. John and his wife Kelly flew all the way to England to be the surprise guests at the 25th Anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists at Manor Hall, West Sussex this past weekend.
It goes without saying that Tom Cruise was there with his prisoner wife and daughter Suri. While John and Kelly were at least keeping quiet, Tom was all over the place frantically looking for a couch to jump up and down from as a symbol of his mad love for Ron Hubbard and his extraterrestrials. Unfortunately he had to make do with lawn chairs.
An onlooker told US Weekly that when the choir took the stage “Tom was swaying and looked like he was in heaven. He was really, really into it”.
Yes, he was dreaming about making sweet love to Hubbards’s ghost, and it would have been the perfect time for Katie to grab Suri and run for this hills of Sussex never to be heard of again (we are told she has a dozen passports ready to use when opportunity strikes). Unfortunately for her, Tom has a third eye in the back of his head and so any attempts at freedom were quickly squashed.
October 22, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I love Tommy Cruise. He’s acting perfectly normal. I’d swallow a wad from Tommy any day!!!!!!!
I just escaped from a mental institute.
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