Jordan drags crossdresser boyfriend to her book signing

Here’s Jordan’s crossdresser cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid looking like he’s about to explode from pleasure at the feel of Jordan’s cheap (and most likely unwashed) shiny spandex touching his taped weaner.

See, Jordan had him wear the same outfit she wore to Ibiza the week she spent having a dozen men draw graffiti on its crotch with their spunk (is tape as good a prophylactic as a condom from crusty STDs?). The funny this is that the scary tranny boyfriend (despite the bow legs, busted nose, whore make-up and an adam’s apple as big as an elevator) rocked the outfit much better than she did (see Jordan’s wrinkled stomach peeking through the same outfit from the Sodom and Gomora week of hers).

Jordan and her four alter-egos were at the book signing of her new style guide (??) book Standing Out at Selfridges in London which pretty much gives advise on how to look slutty enough to cause 10 pimps to stab each other over who’s going to own you and tips on how to get your boobs done cheap in the Philippines and be back on the streets hustling within 24 hours.