Pamela Anderson depressed over debt, platinum floor

Pamela Anderson is taking turns showering in a trailer and relieving herself in an outhouse because she fell for platinum. In an effort to create what she calls her “dream home” she plunged herself in a multi-million dollar debt and is currently sued by a multitude of contractors and builders.

In yet another desperate move to make money, Pamela has moved in with British soap opera actor Joe Swash in North London while filming the “documentary” Pamela Anderson: Home with Joe.

In one of the episodes she takes the TV crew to the unfinished house and shows them the gold tiles she has put down around the pool and the sauna: “This is where the magic happens”, she says. “I’m tiling the floor with platinum – that’s expensive.”
But then adds:
“I’m going to sell it. I hate it. People commit suicide over constructions. Relationships break down over constructions and I can see why. It rips your heart out”.

Pamela said she had been hit by the recession and let down by a string of investments. She added: “I’m a little girl with two kids – how could you screw me?”

We’re still stuck at the “little girl” comment.