Here’s Demi Moore at a book launch party in L.A on Monday proving that taking her plastic surgeon off of speed dial and depending on Ashton Kutcher’s kilsaba sausage as a rejuvenation device was the wrong move.
Mind you, Demi still denies she ever spent a dime (she must have been sleep-walking the day she took out $250,000) on plastic surgery and insists her youthful appearance comes from finding the perfect man on a kiddie playground.
But wise plastic surgeons summoned by Bild.com to solve the globally devastating phenomenon dubbed as Demi Moore’s “bunny nose lines” tell otherwise:”These bunny lines are a sign of too much botox. I’d guess that she has had a mini-lift, tummy modelling, breast implants, eyelid surgery, Botox, Collagen and Hyaluronic Acid” – Prof. Dr. Werner Mang
Our advise? Just keep a poker face when having trampoline sex with Ashton and he’ll keep his eyes from gravitating towards Tallulah’s chin for a few more years.
Here’s a few samples of what Ashton will be holding on to when he gets the urge to climb out of the window in 5 or 6 years.
I like Demi but this looks terrible. I don’t know if its the angle or what but she looks like the Cryptkeeper in this picture. Scary!