Mariahsaurus Rex sure does have a set of drumsticks on her

Those thighs were made for crushin’, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days those thighs will make Nick Cannon into stew. Ok, that sucked, but check out those nut crackers! We hope little ol Nick’s vertebrae is insured by Lloyds of London. Mariah was spotted in these widdy biddy short shorts, getting ready for her show at Jockey Clube, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil this weekend. Hey, doesn’t Brazil have a horrendous crime issue? Maybe Mimi’s mammoths can help stomp out some of that….literally