Here’s Britney Smeared looking like an axhausted, sore and achy 40 year-old hooker after pulling a double shift in a motel with a busted mirror coming out of Little Door (the door was actually of a decent size, that’s the name of the restaurant), after what an obviously drunk onlooker described to X17 Online as a romantic dinner with boyfriend/manager Jason Trawick (we’re guessing she kept dozing off in the beat root salad, hence the make-up from hell look):
“Britney and her boyfriend were holed up at a private table. They were pretty serious, not laughing much, but just talking intimately with each other. They held hands at times; she put her head on his shoulder. They definitely looked like they’re in love.”
We beg to differ. Her sad puppy pokies were looking like they were ready to take a dive face-down into the pavement during this particular i-have-no-idea-where-they-sell-bras exodus. Perhaps Jason has commitment issues…or maybe he just wants more money for the use of his shoulder as a shoulder-to-cry-on. After all, there’s so much wear and tear a body part can take…
When is that slut gonna do some ******* porn? I’d love to see her drinking some other dirty slut’s piss!!
axhausted?
The nippers are heading south for many reasons, breast implants then removed (does al ot of damage), kids (another big breast deformer) and lack of chest muscle toning. Bu,t as in everything to do with the body, genetics is the biggest factor in early age breast sagging no matter what a woman would do, including even wear a bra, they will be sagging..
Either way I’d like to try them out as pillows or bumpers.