This is what happens when you and your latest single share the same name as a porn star. You treat your fans searching online for your latest video to a naughty gang-banging.
Mika’s new track is called Rain and as soon as the name was released people hit the net to try to find the promo.
But it turns out there’s a porn star called Mika Rain (and don’t pretend you didn’t think it’s because she likes men, er, raining down on her, you dirty pervs!)
So in the interest of true professional journalism we check it out for you…just so you wouldn’t have to be put through the ordeal of watching Mika using her anus as a paper shredding machine…and yes, the information is 100% accurate…and as nasty as they come.
The singer’s management have been bombarded with calls and emails from fans who also got an eyeful.
The single is due out on November 23. Meanwhile Mika is considering leaving the music business and becoming a cartoon mogul(perhaps he wants to forget all about Rain).
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