
She might be only nine, but the Cyrus family apparently thinks it’s time to let producers and agents alike know that Noah Cyrus is a ripe fruit ready to be plucked from the tree…and who knows, with a bit of luck they will take the bait and cast her as the sixth member of Sex And The City.
So parents of Toddlers&Tiaras take notice, study this move well and strive to do even better. And perverts? Sorry, but your rehabilitation efforts have just become much harder…so unfair to have jail smiling at you once again…
FYI, Noah Cyrus was attending Jamie Lee Curtis’s Halloween Party on Saturday. Jailbait costume available at Toys R Us for 29.99. Crak ho make-up kit sold separately for $5.99.



























Looks like a Halloween costume. The only thing missing is a pointy hat.
She looks like a hooker. Sad.