Folks, the story is a convoluted one, but the bottom line is this: Brad Pitt should stop pretending to be George Clooney because a) he does not have a non-ovulating piece of ass holding on to his chubby for dear life thus, making risking become a rawhide worthwhile and b) he needs both hands to hold on to his convoy of kids in the streets of Baghdad.
E! News was reporting Sunday that Pitt’s mirror nicked the mirror of a car next to him and he lost his balance, causing the bike to fall over. The bike wouldn’t start so the actor reportedly had to call his security team for a lift. E! quoted a source as saying the car belonged to a paparazzo and that Pitt got too close to it.
TMZ.com claims Pitt was manoeuvring between a parked car and a car stopped at a red light when his handlebars clipped the parked car, while X17 said that Pitt fell off his bike after a photographer cut him off, a story repeated by the U.K.’s Daily Mail, which said Pitt had words with the photographer.
Meanwhile, Radar Online was reporting that a paparazzo bumped Pitt’s brand new bike from behind, forcing him into the rear of the car ahead. Pitt reportedly kept his cool in the aftermath, even interacting with onlookers.
Confused? Don’t be. And if you’re a woman just take this as a blessing in disguise and feel free to stare at Brad’s ass crack and imagine him as your horny plumber…that is if creepy white beards don’t turn you off.
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