Apparently, looking into the mirror every day was not enough of an exhibit for Courtney Love of what happens when a drunk, unlicensed Peruvian plastic surgeon turns your face into an Ugandan minefield.
It took meeting the world’s freakiest plastic surgery freak to convince her she needs another procedure as bad as an Olympian runner needs his legs amputated (Love had several botched surgeries since Kurt Cobain’s death in 1994).
And so, Courtney Love has pledged no more plastic surgery after a face-to-face chat with catwoman JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN.
When she met the 63-year-old socialite, dubbed The Bride of Wildenstein after spending over $3 million on disastrous face ops to try to save her marriage (because her husband liked to be licked on the face by a jungle beast???), Courtney said:
“I could do with another boob lift, but no way.
“I don’t want to end up looking like her. She looked freaky.”
Hush…nobody tell Courtney she can deliver the final blow to a man with a weak heart just by saying “Hello”.
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