Question of the day:Is Pam Anderson with child…or just tape worms?

Did not know trailer parks are conducive to steamy nights of passion that can bring dead uteruses back from the grave. So either Pamela Anderson’s electrician boyfriend managed to shove his eletric tongues in her fallobian tubes and shock her uterus back to life (which committed suicide after being molested by too many man hands) or tape worms (trailer parks are not known for a dependable supply of clean water) are making Pammy bloated and gassy. We’ll go with the second one.

And let’s not forget that Pam has important career commitments that she can’t afford to bail out of. If she’s preggo who’s going to play the deaf/mute genie in a lamp in Alladin The Pantomime in London this Christmas (and that’s not a joke, she’s already signed on for it…she has to pay those contractors somehow, doesn’t she)??