http://thedailyfix.com/2009/10/30/fart-for-brains-jessica-simpson-looking-for-a-brainiac-to-mate-with/ Dedicated To Keeping Junkies Hollywired Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:33:57 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://thedailyfix.com/2009/10/30/fart-for-brains-jessica-simpson-looking-for-a-brainiac-to-mate-with/#comment-16102 f-n-h Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:08:26 +0000 http://thedailyfix.com/?p=32547#comment-16102 It must be nice to have the world as your own dating service. On the other hand, she's everything I'm looking for in a woman- rich with big tits and able to accept whatever line of bull pucky I am currently handing her. "No that wasn't sex with your female backup dancers I was having, we were doing a form of yogic stretching that opens up the chakra and what you were witnessing whas a release of the Kubdalini energy coiled at the bases of our spines. I'll write a song about it. Now buy me a boat. It must be nice to have the world as your own dating service. On the other hand, she’s everything I’m looking for in a woman- rich with big tits and able to accept whatever line of bull pucky I am currently handing her. “No that wasn’t sex with your female backup dancers I was having, we were doing a form of yogic stretching that opens up the chakra and what you were witnessing whas a release of the Kubdalini energy coiled at the bases of our spines. I’ll write a song about it. Now buy me a boat.

]]> http://thedailyfix.com/2009/10/30/fart-for-brains-jessica-simpson-looking-for-a-brainiac-to-mate-with/#comment-16040 Beatster Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:13:21 +0000 http://thedailyfix.com/?p=32547#comment-16040 Poor girl. She's delusional. Poor girl. She’s delusional.

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