Rumer Willis to turn Jessica Lowndes into a lesbian in "90210"

We are told that Jessica Lowndes, who plays the drug-addicted teenage mom Adrianna in “90210″ will mend her broken heart by substituting her ex-boyfriend’s penis with Rumer Willis’s chin (disclaimer: we are not suggesting the two share a similarity in shape or function whatsoever).

And because O.C’s crazy ratings after the promoted threesome involving lesbo action had nothing to do with it, this is what executive producer Rebecca Sinclair told EW magazine:

“This isn’t a fling.”

“We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting…”