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• Jessica Simpson's breasts thank Billy Corgan for coming to their defence my balls are ready to explode jizz on her chin...
• TV networks put a gag on Lady Gaga's 9-minute "Telephone" video (with video) That's 9 mins of my life I"ll never get back...gah......
• Michael Jackson in biggest ever record deal All I can say is DONT TASER BLANKET...
• James Brown's body missing from its crypt "James Brown Lost Someone lyrics" I lost someone, my love Someone who's grea...
• Queen Latifah in a swimsuit...thankfully mostly underwater Black people eating collard greens in a miami beach pool...who would have though...