Articles Posted October 2009
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Question of the day:Is Pam Anderson with child…or just tape worms?
Did not know trailer parks are conducive to steamy nights of passion that can bring dead uteruses back from the grave. So either Pamela Anderson’s electrician boyfriend managed to shove his eletric tongues in her…
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L.A restaurant rumoured to have autopsy photo of Michael Jackson
A new report has surfaced suggesting a photo of the body of Michael Jackson on the autopsy table has been leaked. On Wednesday, The Daily Beast’s Gerald Posner reported that a person described as a “prominent restaurant…
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Charlize Theron auctions off Mandela meeting without permission
Charlize Theron has come under fire for allegedly auctioning off a meeting with former South African president Nelson Mandela without his authorisation. The Monster star attended the OneXOne benefit gala in San Francisco, California last week…
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Kristen Stewart dumps Robert Pattinson because he wanted marriage
19-year-old actress Kristen Stewart apparently called time on her romance with her ‘Twilight’ co-star because 23-year-old British actor Robert Pattinson was making her feel pressured and smothered. A source told ‘OK!’ magazine: “Robert was talking…
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Heidi Klum is good enough to lick in new book Heidilicious
Now here’s a book you can proudly place on your coffee table when you have guests over and you want to get them in a certain mood before the wife swapping games begin. The book…
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Disgrace:Larry David urinates on Jesus icon, HBO calls it "playful"
Apparently perceiving Christianity as the harmless Forest Gump of religions allows you to defile its religious symbols and Jesus Christ himself and call it playful and funny, but certainly “not malicious”. Are we ever going to…
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Lady Gaga solves dying album sales problem by selling her hair with it
Want to see Lady Gaga bold? Then help us raise $15,000 (the number we arrived at after thorough and scientific calculations) so that we can enjoy her looking like a plucked chicken. Or instead…
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Andre Agassi Admits In Memoir to Using Crystal Meth
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Former tennis champion Andre Agassi has admitted in an autobiograpy that he used crystal meth in 1997 when his career was floundering. People magazine said in a story on its website…
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Catwoman scares Courtney Love into saying no more to Plastic
Apparently, looking into the mirror every day was not enough of an exhibit for Courtney Love of what happens when a drunk, unlicensed Peruvian plastic surgeon turns your face into an Ugandan minefield. It took meeting the…
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Who needs a club when Pam Anderson can scare the baby seals to death
Remember the movie Barbed Wire? How about the classic Skinimax flicks Naked Justice and Snap Dragon? Yea, neither do we. But if we all did, we would remember the bangin little blond in all those…
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Katy Perry pays a cheeky tribute to Michael Jackson's 'This is it'
Katy Perry would like to put the Michael Jackson tragedy ‘behind’ her ‘ass’ she wore this little sheer number at the LA premiere of Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It.’ Trust us, we have a million bad…
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Amber Heard named The Scream Queen by FHM
Not sure what a ‘scream queen’ is…not even sure if FHM is a magazine anyone reads anymore, but what we are sure of is Amber Heard is in it, and she looks damn D-lish. With…
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Lindsay Lohan Rocks The Kasbah….well her boobs do at least
The inventor of the silicon breast implant should be canonized….because even though Lindsay Lohan is not-so-slowly wasting away, her tits are as lively as your stomach acids after a Taco Bell lunch. Lindsay attended Richard…
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Rosie O'Donnell proves why circus bears make lousy lovers
Have you heard about the story recently about a skating Russian bear that got a little antsy and decided to dismember its trainer….while wearing skates? These photos of Rosie O’Donnell, no relation to said bear,…
