Doug Reinhardt chokes Paris Hilton;Paris saved by giant penis

It finally happened. Doug Reinhardt woke up from his stupor and realized he’s dating an air-ress with houdini boobs and the attention span of an amoeba…and he attempted to silence her forever by applying his football skills on her carotid artery. Unfortunately for him, a guy with a penis the size of JFK got in the way (slapping Paris with it in the process).

But let us explain:

The evening started in a civil manner with Doug, dressed as Paris’s bitch and Paris accompanied by the aforementioned gentleman with the donkey penis to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Voyeur club on Saturday. Later the couple left for another party at Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood where they stayed for a few hours.

As they were heading home in Paris’s limo, paparazzi saw Doug throwing Paris’s cellphone out of the window. Paris made the car driver stop and went out trying to find it. 

Our insider adds that the hotel heiress “went back to the limo with her hands empty – yelling to Doug that she wanted to kill him for throwing her cell out of the car.”

As the limo started moving again and stopped a few blocks away, photographers approached the car to find Paris slapping Doug on the back seat, with Doug finally immobilizing his pissed-off girlfriend by holding her down (polite term for “choking”) before friend (see donkey penis man) quickly tried to block the paparazzi from witnessing the troubling domestic moment (and giving Paris a plastic BJ moment in the process – see pics).

And for those who enjoy Paris’s yo yo boobs more than the chance to see her getting manhandled, here’s a few pictures of her dressed as sexy Dorothy with Doug promptly replaced by a chiwawa with no malicious intent towards cellphones.