Jeremy Piven grew man boobs thanks to soy milk

Jeremy Piven is not a man very aware of the word “moderation”.

Somebody tells him raw fish is good for you and he decides to eat it twice a day for the past 20 years…something that inevitably lead to a severe case of mercury poisoning which forced him to bow out of a Broadway production and landed him in the hospital.

Having recently recovered from his long battle with mercury poisoning, Jeremy now claims that he quit drinking soy milk because it caused him great confusion and anxiety over his growing breasts.

“I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I’ve found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts,” he told STV (via Digital Spy). “I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time.”

Turns out Piven was drinking 12 cups of soy milk a day! Wonder if the man boobs was not the only side effect of too much soy milk…you know, crying a lot, needing to be hugged all the time, thinking Adrian Grenier’s butt looked absolutely yummy in those tight jeans, feeling a stranger in his own body…

Ok, we can go on all day with this…someone, just get this guy a nutritionist.