Kelly Brook showed off her ‘acting skills’ on stage in “Calendar Girls” at the Noel Coward Theatre in London’s West End on Tuesday (November 3). Apparently the recession has hit theaters all across the world and London has done the smartest move in order to curtail the pain….show porn! Yes, no matter how overdue the rent is, or how starved ones belly is, men will pay anything for a great set of tits.
